i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
on ur period like
so how do i relationship
I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”
Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.
But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her.
I can’t stop watching this.
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
I thought it was all just a dream so I made this weird face and people started laughing then tyler just looked at me and i cant stop laughing
this is everything
feeling personally victimized by the fact don’t i don’t have one of the 33 trxye jumpers
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"